Went straight for the comments just for this.

"Hey, do you want to ride in my Turbopusher?"

Imagine Charlie Sheen with a breathalyzer

The song makes this dancing waayyy sexier.

Tesla is still trolling: SEX = S3X

"Holy shit, this is gonna be so awesome, and God bless American speed."

Having Puerto Rican blood in your veins, do you still visit the island for some Caribbean hooning?

Translation: The Prius is coming for you, Subaru WRX.

First class seats...

The driver wanted to see if the Tesla could catch fire.

Aquatic Orloved

Meanwhile, in another part of the world...

It seems that everything in this picture is magical. You've got the Willy's mystical presence, the Cherokee's quirky ugliness and the dog from The NeverEnding Story.

That's an angry Man of Steel. How can he destroy a car for a mere alarm sound? That's un-Jalop of him. I hope that green car was made out of Kryptonite and gave him a bad headache.

She's warming up for the Pamplona Bull Run.

If it was a Ferrari, a "Charley Horse" joke would have been great.