Said wood-paneled crap wagon, was still far better than the Pacifica ever thought of being.

God that thing is fugly.

Why are you paring ways when it’s just getting broke in?

How in the Fuck can you like that thing?

Why in the Fuck would they bring back that failure of a name?

Give me one.

You bought it because you like it. You didn’t buy it to uphold an image. That’s where the difference comes in.

Let me help.

They are no more (actually less) useful than a comparable wagon/sedan. Considering I was comparing capacity to capacity, the comparison is between 3rd row CUVs and minis.

You’re thinking CUV.

Driver mod is a polite way of saying: Learn How To Drive Properly, it will solve all your issues.

I take up exactly what anyone driving should take up when they park, exactly one parking space, which is especially funny when it’s parked next to someone who can’t fit their compact car in 1 spot.

Here’s a better idea. Radio, HVAC, all controlled by knobs. Remove all other un-needed distractions.

Look, another reason to take your hands off the wheel.

Most people buying CUVs buy them for Image. They’re not a minivan, so they’re cooler.

Or you just buy an older van before they got heavy.

I can easily buy a minivan and do all the same things.

I’ll still take a proper SUV any day over these disguised minivans.

I definitely like the idea of something a little smaller, because I do find my big ass car a bit unwieldy in the city.

There are in most states.