Can you guys stop interviewing Fils-Aime? I can't decide whether he's more of a tard or a douche, and regardless he has little say in what goes on as far as Nintendo's innovation.

@thesircuddles: Starting over every year or so

they're saying "boo-urns"

@Eckleberg: creepay

@LeonX84: Hooray! More junk!

@sandwiches: The trouble is all you nostalgia freaks are too spread out. You're posting about this nonsense on [gamesite4415.com] or something more obscure like ninjabreadpirate.org

@GeneralBattuta: viscuous isn't a word

@papajohn23: Some of us don't play video games 8 hours a day

@Danarcho: Is he asian? I can't tell

@peteer02: hates geofencing: WTF? When I was six I called loads of shit gay and there wasn't any headset or online gaming.

VIDEO GAMES KILL

@peteer02: hates geofencing: Maybe he'll figure out what he means when he calls that guy who just killed him a faggot, or why playstation is "gay"

Oh sweet jesus. If I went to school specifically for video game programming or design I would probably kill myself 3 years into an actual job.

@Thorinator: The way this thing has been reviewed it seems the only thing going for it are the graphics

wow all the games you guys thought of suck really bad

Cutscenes are boring and video game stories are dumber than children's books. How many fucking times can the world end, final fantasy?

Sweet Jesus what an awful photograph

@Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more): Basically this game is a virtual stroke mag (closer to Maxim, really), while other games like madworld and manhunt are virtual snuff films. I personally find the latter a lot "creepier."

@moothemagiccow: and madworld and manhunt are 10 times creepier than ninja gaiden sigma

I really don't understand Kotaku's opposition to this particular game. Is it because it's not a murder simulator?