More specifically, Sweden.

Not all of Iranian culture is this kind of shit.

Dammit Iran, you could easily be the most awesome regional power if only you’d stop this kind of shit.

You get paid $1 to my 77¢ you’re footing the bill, buddy.

i love this gif so much bc his joy and pride are fucking palpable

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/08…

My 63 year old mother in law has a white Leger dress in a UK size 16 that she bought in a Leger boutique in Las Vegas.

Summer camp was for rich kids.

People keep saying “neurotic” like it’s a bad thing. Refusing to sit with my back to the door at a restaurant has kept me alive for this long, thank you and shut up.

80s and 90s romcoms are my JAM.

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

I buy the tubes of cookie dough with no intention whatsoever of baking them into actual cookies. I slice off a round and that’s dessert. #unrepentent

I am extremely confused that you’re horrified by flour, which is one of the least offensive substances on the planet.

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

Same here. I can't imagine harming or neglecting a baby *shudders*

ngl i would quite happily discuss restoration vs renovation but i love old things so, aside from kitchen upgrades (not that she uses a kitchen, i am assuming) and actual plumbing upgrades, i am team restoration.

I don’t think it’s in good taste to minimize anyone’s personal tragedies. You really can’t compare your tragedies to someone else’s. It’s actually a really shitty and mean thing to do. You don’t even know this woman, and you’re so quick to minimize her life. Why? Is it to make yourself feel somehow superior because…

because she is afraid if she would hire 2 female nannies JT would bang them.

Maybe because to them, in that way, a tampon is so similar to a penis but it’s not their penis so it’s akin to touching another penis? Paging Dr Freud...