hahaha. I was confused. I woke up at 4 am and couldn't fall back asleep... So was on my phone... and was like um... Apparently this fish is very good ? Ok then...

I was at a check out line once and I got off the phone at the register (pet peeve of mine) the cashier said she's worked at walgreens since cell phones existed and she's never seen anyone do that before. Also, I can't stand when people are at a cashier on the phone and hold their hand up gesturing for the cashier to…

A kid I went to HS jacked off in the pizza sauce when he was making pizza and found out it was a delivery to our campus police officer. - well this is what he told the school. He was expelled or suspended and also picked up legal charges bc he was running his mouth. Also another girl in high school worked at friendlys…

Stranger danger realness

That's a bad thing ?

very cool. I actually had no clue lol. I've never been to texas actually :-/ so I was speaking out of my ass... That happens a lot. With or without wine. Haha ... Thanks for your informative comment :-) makes me want to go check it out

I'm sorry.... I'm from the cape. I don't care about texas and their damn catfish. I try to play nice. I'll go hide now. I only comment on here when I grow balls ( drink wine) ok bye hahaha

I don't know why but your name makes me think of Napoleon dynamjite

Sadface

Jesus fucking Christ... I hope so dude. I'm shaking my head still. I think so. He/she moved to Texas for fried fish. It has to be

Never been here. Totally going here now. Haha. thanks! This is so great!! What a bunch of douchenozzles. looking forward to checking this place out :-)

as a 30 Y/o child and adolescent clinician I don't use these terms but I hear them and ask about them, so I understand them. fleek was explained as coming up as popular b c of vine and often used as saying "my eyebrows on fleek"... Which they are....so... Yea

faaaaahk.ok I am in loooove!!! I feel like it's inappropriate for me to say this here? You have the BEST personality. Ughhh

What in the flying Fuck. You Always amaze me .. <3

you sound like the most empathetic,considerate, nicest person ever (just my thoughts)

failed to mention this part... as I'm walking him out he said " who are those roses from", I said "oh they're from the guy my room mate is talking to, that's what guys usually do on valentines day ya know They get the girl they're dating roses, a card , maybe say happy valentines ? Any thoughtful gesture is…

I'm forwarding this to Someone I won't be seeing anymore , hi Ricky !! My roommate got flowers delivered this morning to our place, her guy is thoughtful. He texted me to make sure I was there to receive them as she's an overnight nurse at children's and would be asleep. my guy didn't do Jack shit. I had an 8 yr old…

what brand ?? I just found out I can't use tampooons anymore bc they were giving me bv... Do share !! I have a fussy fagina!

The WORST

Ahhh I was Laughing as I was watching this a felt a gush... .. time to get up & check myself.. cuz I wrecked ma self.. oh well... Period panties.. Your comment cracked me up too. Thanks for making me laugh :-)