The "maybe someone who's small and cute, and ethnically hard to pin down?" got me for some reason.

Clearly, what is needed is a major class-action lawsuit, pulling together all plaintiffs who feel that they have been harmed by Rick Springfield's ass, either deliberately or through negligence.

Bandwidth can get expensive as fuck once you're even a few miles outside of an urban area, so for some of us DVD rentals are still relevant. I rented Road to El Dorado off Netflix, myself, a few months ago.

My take on it was that Control actually did realize, or at least suspect she was being deceived. She also did the math, though, and realized that by not killing the target, Samaritan might realize she's become aware of its manipulations.

Yeah, I'm still not buying Samaritan-Lad, either in concept or performance. He takes me right out of the show each time he pops up.

Here's A Participation Ribbon, Internet!

Damn it three times round the carpark and back in for another Damn!

There were a few albums that I received as gifts prior to that, but I'm being absolutely straight about my first purchase. I was in 7th or 8th grade, and got into Elfman because I knew he wrote the awesome music in Batman and the themes to The Simpsons and Sledge Hammer!.

Danny Elfman "Music for a Darkened Theatre (vol. 1)"

Dan vs. was pretty good, and Armstrong was great in it. For a show that aired on a children's network, it walked pretty close to the line in terms of black humor (there were jokes about cannibalism, clock tower snipers, human sacrifice, etc.)

"I know you wouldn't mind it, Jig. It's not really anything. It's just to let the air in. I'll go with you and I'll stay with you all the time. They just let the air in, and then it's all perfectly natural."

Super. Now hammer a stake through its heart and bury it at a crossroads.

"Banana-Nut Crunch"

-Tangentially related Simpsons quote-

They've said "Great Job, Internet!" so often, the words have lost all meaning!

They've said Great Job, Internet! so many times the words have lost all meaning!

"God, imagine The Event happening again… NO! DO NOT IMAGINE THE EVENT HAPPENING AGAIN. IT WILL CAUSE DISTRESS. THE EVENT IS IN THE PAST."

Yeah, sugar around or in the vagina is not a great idea; it can encourage yeast infections.

A weird show, in that I've liked nearly every member of the cast a lot in some other work they've done (Billy, Swoosie, Melissa, Katy, etc.), but put together they produce one of the most mediocre and un-memorable sitcoms I've ever seen.

Just a **TUTSI FROOTSIE** epic ending to an amazing show.