That's a good thing, though, because if the floor opens you fall into a tank full of piranha.

Since I won't be able to watch the special until it shows up in the
shadowier corners of the interwebs, I think I'll watch the whole Key to
Time. I still have all the episodes on VHS, somewhere, taped off of PBS
when I was back in high school. I spent a slightly disturbing number of Friday nights in the 90s watching…

Yeah, I think if you've been paying attention to the subtext for the last several episodes, you might have drawn the conclusion that Reese had feelings for Carter significantly beyond those of mere camaraderie. Not specifically romantic love, but deep admiration and respect for Carter's fortitude and dedication to her…

Yeah, there were a few quick shotsof Ichabod taking the ring off of (presumably) Rutledge's body while the police force were looking over the crime scene. It was a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment that went on while Irving and Abbie were in dialogue.

Rewatched the episode today, and while I still loved most of it, one thing bothers me:

Brom Bones, but yes. I think anyone who's read the original short story (or seen the Disney cartoon, for that matter) could tell you where the plot was going as soon as that name was mentioned.

I see…

I am now given to wonder if they never picked up on the fact that one of the reasons The Gamilogical society never caught on was the shit page design?

SO

And so, Aiden joins Ichabod as a charter member of the domestic explanatory yellow post-it-note club…

I forgave the whole sketch the moment that he began to assault the Salvation Army collector.

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations at this time.

Yeah, I would have thought that the more obvious hypothesis for a precise knife wound used to murder someone would have been a hitman or other professional killer, rather than an immediate jump to 'doctor'.

The fact that he tried to use symptoms of one stupid, dangerous behavior to explain away another stupid, dangerous behavior is evidence of either a spectacular lack of self-awareness, or brass balls so huge that they could (and should) be removed and forged into some kind of triumphal arch in front of Toronto City…

Vampires in movies always have such great teeth. Funny, what with them usually being hundreds of years old and coming from the age before modern dentistry and orthodontics and all.

More meat pies!

Agh. Rhys-Ifans. Damn. Gotta stop posting drunk.

Speak of the Doggie! As soon as the name "Silver Blaze" was spoken, I started looking for the Dog, real or figurative, that didn't bark. Silver Blaze was my first exposure to a Holmes story, read to me at bedtime in my preliterate days.

Bedbug Protip:

Combine 2 Eggs, 1 TBSP of whole milk (or half & half) in a cup or small bowl. Whisk well.
Melt 1/2 TBSP of butter in a skillet set to medium-medium low, depending on your stove; If the butter starts to smoke, turn the temp down.
Add your eggs. At the right temp they should quickly start to cook, but not bubble.
After…