How does this item "glide" on most surfaces? Is pavement and sidewalk concrete included in "most surfaces"? I'd imagine that those would scrape the shit out of this. The only glidey surfaces I can think of are hard polished wood, tiling, possibly grass, snow, and carpet. And the majority of those are indoors. Sounds…

Information has always been, and always will be losable and destructible.

No. I have webbed toes.

In the far past, information and messages were actually sent through beams of light.

*COUGH COUGH*

BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

A 50 review, and a 100 review. What the shit. I don't know what to think.

Seriously, what the shit. Call of the Halo Transformers.

I like how most of the comments appear to be from people who didn't actually read the article.

They were probably really good at trimming bush...

Wait, so you're mad at a horror game for instilling horror in you?

I hope that this doesn't cause people to make ridiculous video game references whenever they find out that I'm Buddhist.

Can you even THINK of a way that we would exhaust our MASSIVE amount of water?

I'm pretty sure you posted an article a week or two ago about this being totally cool and real. Not back in 2009, either.

So that they can put the "OH YES!" text in the bottom right corner without covering the spider.

>honeypot

>ethereal

I will always miss that ridiculous smirk Max always had on his face in the first game.

Tell him to change his FOV if he's playing on PC.

Aliens don't have nostrils.