Jeez, did someone try to kill you with one of these or something?

Do what I did and just look up clips of his scenes

Yep. Unsubscribe from every single default subreddit and subscribe to smaller, better -moderated ones specific to your interests. Sort all comments by "top" instead of new. It's really, really easy to avoid all the bullshit.

I'm not who you asked, but Fasten is definitely the best in the city. #2 would be Ride Austin.

Inception is one of my favorite movies, but I've heard someone once describe it as "a smart movie for dumb people", and I agree 100%. The people STILL theorizing and debating about the ending need to move on—it's really not that deep.

I got a cold halfway through reading the stand. I was totally sure I was gonna die

YEP. And I hate it. The movie was.. fine, considering the plot was based on nothing, but I'm not gonna accept anything but the original books as canon. Also, replacing Colin Farrell with Johnny Depp IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED

The "book" is just a fictional textbook, like an encyclopedia of magical animals. There's no connection to the textbook besides the author being the main character in the movie.

I read The Long Walk for the first time a few days ago and saw that Darabont bought the rights to it—I really, really hope it gets made.

Ugh. I fucking hate Snape. So much. The ONLY reason he became a double agent was because Voldemort was going to kill Lily. If Voldemort had gone after Neville's family instead (because Neville fit the prophecy too), Snape would still be a wizard Nazi. His whole obsession with Lily also reeks of that "nice guy"…

I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.

The subreddit's response to the lack of representation really surprised me—A LOT of people are upset by it. I've seen multiple threads about it since Tuesday.

I agree! I've missed the excitement of exploring new areas in DAI and now I get to do it in SPACE??

I totally agree. I feel like the people who are complaining about characterization have only met Cora and Liam. They're definitely boring right now, but I'm not giving up on them until I get to their loyalty missions. I absolutely LOVE the alien squadmates. And of course Ryder has no personality right now! That's up…

You… really think what he said, what he BRAGGED about, was nothing more than a "sexist joke"? C'mon, dude.