Or you could read the librarian’s actual response suggesting that donating books to a library in an already wealthy, predominately white neighborhood is dumb, giving suggestions as to better places to choose, but nah the White House’s narrative makes for better clickbait, good job AV Club!

Megan Amram tweeted out an “abridged” list of her restaurant puns for this episode and it is so glorious that I might have to form a religion from it with this as the founding document.

Martin’s delivery of the fake interview question that ends with “how dare you?” was flawless.

This show moves so forking fast that predicting plot developments is almost pointless.

“Obviously it’s nowhere near being Star Trek level good”

I’m getting such a kick out of Schur and the writing staff using this show as an excuse to vent years of pent-up hatred for certain foods.

They’d be the Hawaiian pizza of knishes. Probably with curry powder or something.

I want to know more about Good Place food. It’s either awful (a chowder fountain) or good, but there’s a similar option that’s way better (frozen yogurt and Hawaiian pizza). Give the Good Place track record, Sushi and the Banshees sounds like the kind of place that only serves spicy rolls.

I like the idea that anyone would really need a recap of Cannonball Run’s plot to understand Cannonball Run 2.

As a New Englander, I’m glad that they used New England clam chowder in the fountain (cuz the Manhattan one is nonsense), but I am offended how much Eleanor insulted the chowda.

I would also gladly eat at Hot Dog on a Stick on a Stick in the afterlife. And the knish places because knishes are fucking awesome.

Tim Meadows has been recurring on The Goldbergs and will appear as a regular on the spin-off coming soon.

A little less Jake (just a smidge less)and this show would be perfect.

CinnamonTim Meadows. It should be on tables in restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime someone says, “Ooh, this is so good - what’s in this?” the answer invariably comes back, “cinnamonTim Meadows.” CinnamonTim Meadows. Again and again.

Tim Meadows is a national treasure. It’s amazing how he can use his low-key vibe to get into some incredibly weird characters. I still think his appearance on The Office was one of the highlights of the series.

I’ve been on the phone for six hours. And I just want to cancel an account.

If you really have to be killed and eaten by a cannibal, it really should be Tim Meadows. Yeah, I said it! Screw you, Sir Anthony Hopkins!

He would have won a fifth, but wouldn’t submit for consideration. I’m pretty sure it’s not some “hot take” to say Larroquette is a sitcom legend.

Seth’s “A Closer Look” segments are the shit. They’re well-written, produced and delivered. I subscribe to his show on youtube just for those segments.

Jesus Christ, spam much?