Don’t worry, I’m sure the “China Girl” is played by a white actress.

Not only was she four years old, but she didn’t live in America. So, yeah, this isn’t really a huge surprise.

Sebastian Stan, as it happens.

Between this and the weirdly glowing article about the kid who loves weed, I’m forced to wonder what the fuck is happening over at the AV Club offices today.

All things go, all things go (gold, eventually).

We all really need this. Finally, a ray of sunshine in this gloomy world!

The only argument I’ve heard that sort of makes sense is that he’s always on time and on budget. But surely there are additional parameters required from a storyteller, even in the corporate realm.

It’s pretty baffling that after spending three years establishing Inhumans as a concept on AoS, they seem to have made sure to have no connection whatsoever between the shows.

Scott Buck : MCU :: Zack Snyder : DCEU

Just stop putting so many things in the hands of your least interesting creatives, giant studios! People want to love these properties, but you make it a lot harder for them than you should.

Buck is more or less 0/3 at this point for me (I’m assuming that the reviews for this are…

Them not bringing her back on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is one of the few things they’re still doing wrong. Last season was fantastic, but they didn’t even find a place for her in the Mainframe. Yes, they wrote her off in dramatic fashion, but given that the entire world thought Daisy was a terrorist most of last season…

This just seems like such a dumb move on Disney’s part, except for the fact that parents will feel obligated to have this for their kids, which will make it profitable enough to stay afloat, unlike, say CBS All Access, which has had a baffling launch so far, predicated largely on The Good Fight and the upcoming Star…

I plan to check out a few episodes, but usually find MacFarlane pretty insufferable. I adore Adrienne Palicki, though, so I feel like I should at least give it a shot. This review makes me feel like I might not make it through the second episode, though.

A lot of people get two feet taller in their fifties, and have their voices change into golden silk in the process.

He did ok on that one Styx album, though, didn’t he?

I really don’t get why you’d publish an article about a photograph if you can’t include the photograph.

I’ll be watching this tomorrow. After the Twin Peaks finale, watching any additional television feels sort of pointless.

Early draft of Trump’s letter to 46: “Hey Bozo. Sorry your crowds weren’t as large as mine. What a turnout! After winning the Electoral College in a landslide against Crooked Hillary Clinton, it stopped raining as I got inaugurized, and nine million people were there to show support. Despite what the press would have…

How can you possibly recap the season of Twin Peaks in just two minutes and 40 seconds, when Booker T & The MG’s “Green Onions” runs 2:56?

You know what this review of OMD’s new album really needs? An auto-playing video of Fastball covering Dolly Parton. Oh, wait. There it is!

Great review, of an album I’ll check out, just still feel completely flabbergasted by the Kinjazation of this site.

Beautifully written and so clearly from the heart. Thank you, Kyle.