It took you four years to read my comment, and you still didn’t read it to the end?

I’m bored at work on a Sunday, so I did the investigative work and i’ve found... It’s an optical illusion.

I’m not a fan of this man either, but no, he doesn’t look like he has Marfan Syndrome. He looks like a very average bro.

Tech geeks, like anime? As if.

I’d rather he be the one doing the drilling.

Oh please, I hate Dolt 45 as much as the rest of us, but wearing a hair piece or an elaborate combover is perfectly reasonable for someone whose career is partially based on his distinct hair.

That Riker comeback against Data is Warhammer 40k-worthy.

In Chinese, it meant “Bite the wax tadpole” or “female horse stuffed with wax.” They eventually changed their spelling for China so that it would read “mouth happiness.”

Knowing the times we live in, Bitcoin.

Wow she is grotesquely thin at the waist. Where are her organs?

Wow Cecilia, you could not be more wrong about goblins if you tried. Goblins are reasonably smart enemies, and they have features that allow them to utilize some *absolutely ghastly* guerilla tactics. Being intelligent, lingual creatures, you don’t have to beat them by fighting them.

You can cut or file off the excess if you want truly picturesque ice.

91% of Americans drive somewhere every day, so you are indeed telling pretty much everyone in this country not to drink.

I’m not your junior, dickface. Get the fuck out of here with that condescending bullshit.

12 hours is still ridiculous. There’s no harm in drinking a glass of wine at 7 PM with dinner and then driving to work at 6 AM the next morning.

“A number of Australian states lowered their allowable BACs from 0.08 to 0.05 in the 1980s and studies consistently found reductions in crashes and fatalities of between 7 percent and 13 percent. This is supported by various studies from European countries that conducted similar policy changes from the 1970s…

It’s so easy peasy because it’s not feasible or practical. You had a glass of wine with dinner last night so you can’t drive to work the next morning? Get real.

Anyone with a $100 portable breathalyzer can test their BAC.

There are other factors that influence the rate of metabolism. Basically you just said that people should just know their bodies and not drive when they are drunk, which is what you said they shouldn’t do in the first place.

I’ll humor your attempt to make my statement seem ridiculous. Denture-related choking death accounts for a fraction of the deaths caused by drunk driving, so spending money on enforcement would only produce the most marginal of results. Furthermore, choking on your dentures while eating at a buffet is not a hazard to…