Still trying to pretend it’s cool for your boyfriend to move in and mooch off of you? Let it go. False equivalencies won’t get you anywhere.

Where I live, this is a fineable offense.

You live somewhere you don’t own, you pay rent. Nice try though.

He just started staying more and more often until he wasn’t really leaving. They never formally moved in together. She did tell him to pay rent and he refused.

It’s definitely your fault if you are a freeloader who won’t even pay when asked to do so.

He does make for a good meme. All of his politics are ignored when he’s an excitable child around a patronly president.

I fully admit that I don’t have all the skills that I should. However, modern humans in developed nations don’t need paleolithic survival skills, so I don’t feel quite so bad about that.

If it helps someone, far be it from me to dissuade them. I’m just saying that, as a person in the demographic northbx referred to, I personally don’t find it useful. It’s more that I just don’t go to the grocery store very often, but if I work up the courage and energy to do so, making a list isn’t that difficult.

I’m technically a millennial, and in many ways I never learned to adult. I still think this isn’t a particularly useful trick. If I actually work up the energy to go to the grocery store, the list is the least of my worries.

Imagine trying to advertise a car that shocks the driver in the asshole.

Don’t be obtuse. I’m not saying most players are like that. I’m saying that the kind of player whose first thought is “let’s go have sex with griffins” is already throwing up enough red flags without forcing them to be creative about achieving their desires. Either tell them no, do it all off-camera, or accept the…

Trust me friend, I spend pretty much every workday on D&D forums and playing D&D on reddit and Discord. The type of player whose first thought upon becoming a griffin is “let’s go have sex with other griffins” is absolutely the type who wouldn’t mind roleplaying sex with a griffin. The second part is less of a sure…

What a name for a vehicle, the Citation.

“Roll for erectile dysfunction, roll for sperm motility,”

I’d rather get rid of my kitchen table and stop pretending we don’t always eat in our rooms or in front of the TV. Then again, I don’t have kids, just roommates.

I live in Baltimore. It’s no worse than any other city i’ve driven in.

Little Caesar’s has such a fantastic price that you can forgive the mediocrity of the pizza itself. It is mediocre pizza though.

If anything good comes of this, I will officially come back and eat my words. I’m not optimistic about it, though.

Repealing only the 2015 reclassification wasn’t on the table, nor was temporary repeal. Even if it was, letting monopolistic ISPs entrench themselves in their new ways for years before anyone can do anything about it is foolish.

You reread what you wrote.