I’m gonna stalk you on Kinja, and we’ll see how you feel in two years.

I really hate that GIF for the USB SNES controller. What the hell is even going on in that GIF? One person tries to figure out how to properly hold a controller while another person pantomimes touching the controller? Who thought that was a good idea for a GIF?

I really hate that GIF for the USB SNES controller. What the hell is even going on in that GIF? One person tries to…

Dealerships purposely torpedo electric cars. They malign them, they steer customers away from them, they only sell them if you back them into a corner and force them, and even then only grudgingly. The reason? They require much less maintenance than ICE vehicles, which means less money for the dealership. Tesla is…

Wow, slow your roll there homeboy. I never called for the 2nd amendment to be repealed, that’s all in your mind. Read what I said again.

What. the. fuck. I’m glad I wasn’t there because I wanted to jump through my monitor and beat that cop’s face into the cement until he no longer drew breath. He hit a child with no provocation, threw her to the ground, and then pulled and loaded his gun against other children. That officer is a nightmare and his…

Honest question here because I don’t really know basketball, but what does strength have to do it? I thought basketball was all about speed, dexterity, and height.

To be frank, the original intent of the 2nd amendment is irrelevant. We don’t live in that world anymore. We went through the painful transition from the weapons of the past to the weapons of today during World War I, when commanders were still ordering cavalry charges against machine gun emplacements. I wonder how…

“Deplorables.”

The victims are suing Apple, not the driver using FaceTime.

Do you have anything to actually add to the conversation?

Yes, Kinja is a dumpster fire on mobile. It’s just a dumpster on PC.

Erm, you? Those statements are not mutually exclusive. One said that somebody could have been hurt, while the other said that nobody actually was hurt.

Ever heard of Dragon Age 2? Flawed game in many ways, too rushed in development, but Hawke had a choice of 3 guys and 3 girls regardless of gender. DA2 is the best game for inter-party romance i’ve ever played.

I agree with you, and i’m in the same boat they are in. I don’t support Trump, I am crushed that our democratic process chose him over Hillary, but I am a government contractor. My choices are to work for Trump when he takes over, or go find another job. That’s just how it is.

Oh, my argument was that over 90% of the articles on the front page are related to vehicles and driving. You lost that one when you decided to rebutt with nonsense and poor analogies. If you’d like to continue with that argument, by all means. I’d be happy to tell you all about why it would be perfectly fine for…

You could do that, but it would be a nonsensical argument. I enjoy pointing out the childishness of the typical Kinja whiner. Your comment didn’t inconvenience me at all.

Let’s take a gander at the ol’ Jalopnik front page.

Not really, Jerry. Probably a cosmetic connection your mind mistakes for thematic.

these blogs.Just because he won doesn’t mean the polls were wrong. Something that happens only 20% of the time can and will still happen. Trump’s win was improbable, nobody said it was impossible. Well, except these blogs.

VW is fine with it. If they have any complaints, tell ‘em “The deal was you bought it like you saw it.”