He doesn’t *always* give you another quest, either. Once you run out just stop talking to him.

However, the ones that measure *your* heart rate actually work. My dad likes to compare it to his professional heart monitor and it is usually spot on or different by 1.

That is hilarious. I needed that this morning.

Don’t forget wieners.

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The official answer is that it wasn’t a stroke, but who knows?

Vagina (...) Snorkel.

They should have been doing this anyway. They have incredible theft problems there from their complete lack of security. It’s like Grand Theft Disney up in there.

Texts from iPhone users always come in late and out of order for me. I’d much prefer one message in that case. There’s also the matter of it ringing or vibrating your phone each time. You are right, though, the actual reading part isn’t much different.

My friend lives near a cemetery, and there is a gravestone right near her driveway for someone who lived from 1909 to 2012. She was born when the telephone was new and died when Facebook was old. Crazy.

I hear that Marilyn Monroe is pretty sexy.

If you leave out all the consonants, it is eieieu.

Whatever you say, it’s not like i’m hurting you by preferring ZSNES.

Oh man, that Cow Synth had me rolling when it happened to me.

Fun family story:

It’s all about who dares to go first. Vehicle size has little to do with it.

Where is the best spot to see that sort of thing? I figured Fell’s Point, but I actually rarely see that sort of behavior there, even from the very nice drugged-out gentlemen who ask me if I want to split the cost of a dime bag with them every time I go there to box.

Yep, it’s fun. =)

Why hip check when you can hip throw? Join your local martial arts gym. =)