Hey, guess what? You have no idea! “Not busy” can mean “You don’t make any fucking money! Have fun eating Ramen!” It doesn’t mean you only make a meer $15 per hour.

I think they sit somewhere between fast food and fast casual. I don’t eat there often, but i’ve never found anything I ate there to be disgusting. Its certainly no worse than McDonalds.

I admit to having that though when I first read the article title. AIDS is a bloodborn illness, and the employee ostensibly works with a knife making food that people put in their mouths. If one was unaware, as I was, that infection through such a means has literally never been reported and that the process of cooking…

If only “It could only be Jaaaaared~” weren’t taken by the jeweler. It could be their new motto when anything goes wrong. =P

I dunno, have you ever been to a Don Pablos? That place seems to come out of your pores if you spend any time there.

I don’t really understand either. It just smells like warm bread to me, and I like warm bread. Does it not smell like bread near you, or do you not like the smell of bread, or...? I ask only out of curiosity, your food choices are really none of my concern. =)

Our conversation was about putting them on keys, not on luggage.

Don’t put your address on there at all. A phone number or email address is all you need to coordinate the recovery of your stuff.

Almost anywhere in that sentence, in fact! =)

I’m not surprised about DC. I accepted a job with lesser pay just to avoid working in DC. Just the time it took to get to the job interview was a deal breaker.

How dare you post a thoughtful response to the actual issue in a comment section full of arguments and sensationalism?

Oh man, fatherless babies. What a terrible burden upon the world. As we all know, the only noteworthy people ever to exist all had involved and active fathers.

“The bullet slowly working its way deeper into my skull hasn’t killed me yet, so there’s no point in getting it out of there.”

I haven’t played in a long time. The one important question to me is, can I still kill people in the Crucible with my trusty level 1 cracked screen Khostov? That was my greatest pleasure in the game.

That update is the least surprising thing i’ve read in recent memory.

This is VW saying “we didn’t do anything wrong *cough* but we’ll fix it.”

Just make sure you have a full can of Gay Away Spray as a backup. You never know with those temperamental gays.

NO. NO SUBSTITUTIONS LADY.

I use “actually” in another way (when i’m trying to be a bit obnoxious), which is starting sentences with it.

Sending to my partner in 3... 2...