If we don't get a Connie episode soon I might start a riot.

*Desperately scrambles to Google "Who the hell is Jack White?"*

Why even bother patenting this? Are they worried someone else will try to steal this hot feature?

Now we wait for the inevitable doping scandal.

Nah I'm good.

I don't disagree.

What does "Media" mean?

She wore a face before her sight was even taken. She's known how to do that for a long time.

The more fantastic a setting's presence, the more the writers want to provide a grounded centerpiece that people can relate to. Every magical universe needs to have John Everyman at its center.

You mean he's not Commander Shephard from Mass Effect with the Dax symbiote inside of him?

Right? This review is 90% "The movie has really fantastic worldbuilding" and 10% "(but none of it amounts to anything so C+)"

If Episode 10 opens with Sansa stabbing Littlefinger in the neck, I might just die of happiness.

I… don't understand. How does putting fake lines on the ground help her park? Is that how parking works in China?

This is good news.

The sense of claustrophobia and oppression they put Jon under was intense, It literally took the breathe out of me. I love it.

What *exactly* did you see them do that they shouldn't have been able to? Stand in a curved line? Slowly close in on a vastly inferior foe?

I had to unsubscribe from Preston recently because I ran out of patience. He's gone beyond theories: he's constructed an entirely separate headcanon for the nature of the universe, and seems to throw a hissyfit whenever the show contradicts his personal canon, despite it being built on a quicksand foundation of…

The blew their nudity budget for the entire season on that full-screen glory shot of a dick.

Whenever I see Lin Manuel Miranda dressed like that I can't help but think that he's secretly Dracula.

After getting into Adventure Time I began the long journey of going back through the cartoons I remembered as being very good and figuring out if they actually were. This show is easily the champion of that effort: genuinely fantastic in every way.