My dream is to drown in a sea of Great Danes.

All I can think about is the yeast infections that will be contracted by pouring “fake milk” all over your body.

I love when the dude steps in like, “Let me handle this little lady...” Nope!

Ok, not a Perez Hilton fan but have to leap to his defence here. Any parent of young kids knows that they see you naked constantly. In the morning my bathroom is like a rave in Ibiza (only not fun), we’re all running around naked trying to get ready. Any accusations of Hilton being a pedophile for showering with his…

Perez Hilton is a horrible person and I hope karma catches up with him someday, but this is just bullshit and I have little doubt it’s being spread by people who want to perpetuate the disgusting myth that homosexuals are pedophiles.

I think I have a whole series by this author!

I was really hoping someone would be so self-involved as to turn a larger issue into an anecdote about a unique personal experience that does nothing to change any of the points made in the post. Thanks!

I often go to my favorite little wine bar to do some writing on the fic I’m working on. Much as I love the confines of my bed and mechanical keyboard, occasionally I just need some outside inspiration and change of scenery. You would be shocked (or maybe not, really) at the number of guys who think I want to discuss…

Yup, I’m pretty sure men are only bad at picking up on hints when the hints are coming from women they are interested in.

Good for her. There's no reason for her to take that shit.

This woman has a mental illness. That’s not something to mock, regardless of race, which is irrelevant here.

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

Usually, when a woman says “if you were younger...” it is an attempt to flatter an older man while at the same time saying loud and clear that he is *far* too old for her to consider dating.

Person trying to politely let someone down: Yeah! I’d totally be interested in you in an alternative scenario that could literally never happen!

I think men winking at women in serious or professional environments is pure sexist condescension. Especially when they’re mansplaining something when they do it.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

Cavuto: At least I have a brain to take over. My point is —

They are certainly expensive, and not the most environmentally friendly choice, but not everyone can use a menstrual cup. I tried, and it was difficult to put in, and painful to take out. It just doesn’t work for some people. Some people can’t justify spending $20 to find out if they like it or not. Some people are…

Just reading that made my body tense up with “RAAAAAGE RAAAAAGE RAAAAAGE” reactions. I wonder whether whoever made that rule realizes how much bras cost or how few the average woman owns.