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"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

"WAAAAHHH! How dare they not let me hit on them!!! WHY MUST THEY BE ALLOWED TO FINISH THEIR SENTENCES?!"

These women were fans, too. I'm guessing he chose them for a reason (he thought they'd go along with it and keep their traps shut.)

Is it really bragging when a 47-year-old man admits to dating a 20-something girl? Because it just strikes me as weak and pathetic. There's a reason abusers don't go after a fully-fledged adult woman who will tell them to step off. They can't handle being challenged by a person of self-possession and power.

Also, fuck this guy for trying to claim this as BDSM. BDSM is all about consent and comfort of your partner. You never punch someone in the face as soon as they walk in the door without prior consent or discussion (I am not saying this as a joke). I'm so sick of people claiming unwanted violence as sexual kink.

Team Cat!

Squeeeeee! Golden puppies make my day. Our baby isn't a puppy anymore, but he's still a sweetheart.

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.

I do believe that I have heard of some of my Mormon acquaintances taking advantage of this as well. Typically weddings are scheduled for the morning and receptions afternoon or evening.

We were together for twelve years prior to getting married. Own a house together, went through two cats. Didn't have sex on our wedding night, and no regrets.

Amen, sister. I dated a guy with an ENORMOUS penis ... stuck out of the top of his underwear when erect ... and it was HORRIBLE. He thought he was God's gift because of it ... and thought the way to have hot sex was to thrust as HARD as possible for as LONG as possible. I finally stopped him one night and was like,

Right? I want to rake her over the coals for the unhealthy ideas she's promoting all while feeling really sorry for her. My sex life is essentially non-existent, and it's healthier than what it sounds like she has going on.

Or if she's convinced that this law is criminalizing:

Ooooh, yeah. That's gonna be good. I can't wait to see how white people react when more people start pushing for textbooks to discuss more black people than just MLK.

White people are scared of being in a minority? But, but...why? I mean, it's not like minorities in this country are treated badly...right?

I'm not too optimistic about institutional power

Yes! And surprisingly funny. I mean the book had a bit of a sarcastic-type humour to it in parts, but I was astonished at how many times the whole theatre was laughing.

The first guy I laughed with during sex was my husband (at that time, he was my new boyfriend) and when I awkwardly hesitated and felt self-conscious for a moment, he said, "Hey, sex should be fun. Relaaaax."