Are we allowed to recommend amazing commenters to get followed by Jezebel? Like, maybe you could read their posting history and see if they have the chops? (Hint: yes.) Short list:

Ida B. Wells!

My tampons are terrible at foreplay- that's why they don't turn me on.

From your comment, I'm left to assume you've frequently wondered if tampons are sexually satisfying.

But, no, shoving a wad of cotton into your vagina is not pleasant. Sometimes it kinda hurts, but only if you took your last tampon out too soon and it's all dry up in there. Also, putting things in the vagina isn't…

I imagine in a lot of families, there's also the effect where if a son does anything at all, he is applauded as being so generous and attentive. But no matter how much the daughter does, she gets nit-picked for not doing enough or not doing it exactly right.

Of the blacks polled 80 percent felt Brown's shooting raises issues around race while 18 percent did not and two didn't know. Of the whites polled, 37 percent felt the teen's death raised issues about race while 47 percent did not and 16 percent didn't know.

Come the fuck on white people.

wants never-frozen patties, wants to pay pennies for it, wants the staff to be relatively cheerful. pick two, good sir.

Nah, they're just leaving off "but not with me."

Thank you. I...I guess I will come out and be openly gay now. Just like I've been since I was 17. I wouldn't have ever had the courage to do this without you and hope that we can continue to be friends.

Those back to school tattoos always add up fast.

OT: but does anyone else weirdly like school supplies? like i could spend an hour in office depot or staples, lovingly pouring over the post its.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

Well, I buy men's deoderant, that's what. Men are stinkier and generally sweatier than women (is that really true? I dunno.); therefore, men's deoderant should be able to handle my stinkiest stink.

Truth. Just look at all the backlash Jessica Valenti got for asking a very simple, straightforward question about tampons! That was literally a simple request for information and she got so much shit for it.

I just made my first meme and I want to share.

We adopted this adorable little girl today! Her name is Cleopatra - you can't see her little cateye eyeliner marks very well in this photo, but they're so cute. And when we were registering her microchip, we found out she was born on the day hubby and I got married, so it's obviously fate! We got her tons of toys and…