Cool, I'll partake. This isn't "PIV" so I don't know if it counts.

Actually the funny parts are great/sexy too. And being with someone who can laugh off the awkward things and just get back to the fun.

I think orgasm faces are great. But you know what isn't sexy (to me) but is funny and ridiculous (objectively speaking)? Tittyfucking, that's what. Someday I will write an ode to tittyfucking and get it carved on my gravestone.

I'm a little past a year at this point, which is in no way the longest I've gone without sex... I think since I became sexually active my longest dry spell is around 4 years. And I'm a big, big fan of sex, so it's not like I don't want it... I just won't have it with people I'm not super into. (I've tried casual…

'cause, you know, they are MASTERS at the guilt trip...

Something fantastic happened this week and I feel compelled to share!

I know a straight couple that selected a new family name for themselves when they married. There were issues with their biological families and they wanted a fresh start with a fresh name. Since we also were of the oft married, divorced, remarried 70's/80's blended family generation nobody got worked up over it.…

I did the only thing a person can do after a kind of bummer year followed by a string of craptacular world news - NEW PUPPY.

any future offspring may well get my last name to prove I can.

You know, it's very easy to say we shouldn't be obsessed with virgins but if you know of another kind of blood with which to summon our dark lord upon the earth...I'm all ears.

One more thought — A TRADITIONAL WEDDING CEREMONY IS MEANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE SOMETIMES YOUR RELATIONSHIP WILL SUCK. That's why you promise to love and live with the person even if you get sicker or poorer, or things get all-around worse. I know we've all heard those words so often we don't quite register what they mean,…

When I saw the phrase "shadow wedding," here are some things I thought it might refer to before I clicked through to read this post:

She's so cute! I love dogs with eyebrows. Here is my new puppy. I think he is about 6 weeks old.

My dog is nine months old as of yesterday! Here's a photo of her putting her head on the seat in the car (I was parked, don't worry). She's only started doing it recently and it's super cute.

"If you're ever a shrimp boat captain, that's the day I'm an astronaut."

You know, I'm just tired of this. I'm tired of being told I can't protect myself from an unwanted pregnancy. I'm tired of being told I can't have sex that doesn't result in a baby. I'm tired of being told that when I'm pregnant I'm a liability. I'm tired of being told that when I'm having a baby, I won't necessarily…

Can I just say, I got my wedding photos recently and am being a huge girl about it?

Health insurance is an employee benefit, it's compensation like a paycheck. If a woman spends her own money on birth control, you wouldn't say her employer subsidized it. The same is true of health care. You're making an apple-to-oranges comparison, the two are not analogous. Hobby Lobby wasn't even trying to fire…