And here’s how the guild members are right now

I KNEW IT! GIANT SWORDS! MAGICAL PRINCESSES! HERE I COME!

The lake purification episode of Konosuba may be the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching an anime. The entire show is like watching a D&D group go off the rails.

I like how he phrased it as “a prescription drug called Adderall”. As though Adderall is really obscure, or hard to come by, or something.

totally read that as Alec Baldwin... LOL and did the head tilt to the side like my dog does when I ask him a question.

I'm pretty sure there is one in German. They have some of the best words

Sympathies. During that blizzard in January, I was meant to come home Sunday afternoon—ended up taking until Wednesday morning.

People with this mindset are actually like....out there....in the world.

Hey Kirk, remember when I was laying odds on how quick we were gonna get this comment?

The : is silent. You pronounce the (.

33 in a Japanese game is the equivalent of 75 in real life.

Not an actual vocabulary by any means, but it’s also not completely random - http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ash’s_Pik…

If you want to write a long story that paints a complex portrait of a villain, it is adivisable to first find a villian with some degree of complexity. Former college football player turned cop who likes to rape women ain’t exactly Richard III.

I would hate to be the first person that tries do download their consciousness into a cybernetic brain.

I can tell you how they kept it covered for two decades; the same way every athlete factory shuts up talk of their players’ crimes: They tell the local press to shut up, the local press nods its head and says, ‘Yes, sir. Hope we do well in the postseason, sir.’

I remember when Culture Club first got big, he seemed really sweet and fun. It’s so sad to see him turned into Standard Basic-Ass Bitter Gay Man now. You just know if you saw him in a bar and bought him a drink, he’d bitch about it and probably not even drink it.

I love punny names, period. There’s a Thai place in New York called Thai Me Up.

You know how sometimes you see a TV show commercial or movie preview where it ends and you go, “How stupid would you have to be to watch that? Who watches that shit?” I knew I needed to find a new job when I realized all my co-workers not only watched all those awful shows and movies, they LOVED them.

Replace “desk grouping” with “entire f*cking town” and that’s my situation.

Years ago when I was slaving away in a corporate office, I did 2 things to try and fit in with my “desk grouping” of people. One was watch the bachelor for a few episodes, and the other was listen to a certain morning radio show. It’s all my teammates ever talked about- they loved this shit! Both were absolutely awful…