The ship, an inflatable landing boat, was sunk by a walrus

How the folks at the White House didn’t read this and go “Yeah, we can’t release this. The quid pro quo is obvious. Like, SUPER obvious.” baffles me.

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Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Right On Cue Q

Tom Brady will suffer a season-ending Achilles injury and the Patriots will sign Andrew Luck.

As the proud owner of a 2019 Camry SE in Supersonic Red, I feel the need tell you to go and fuck yourself for blindly tarring every Camry owner in history with the same brush.

My first thought: exactly like a $10,000 Mini, but listed on Bring a Trailer.
Pleasantly surprised that it’s something else.

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.

Oh yeah ok, what makes you such an expert on fine luxury interiors?

*looks at username*

I withdraw my question.

It’s not clear to me how getting Mueller to make some public statements about his report that ran clearly counter to Trump’s characterization of it hurts anyone, and I haven’t seen anyone saying they thought this would be some Aaron Sorkin monologue-esque moment where Mueller scored a fatality on Trump’s Presidency…

Add to “No manual, no buy”....

This is what you get. This is what you get for twenty years as General Manager of Earl Scheib Centerville. When your wife is off to a Friday night wine tasting in the Kroger deli department, when your only daughter won’t even call you because of one stupid joke you made on Martin Luther King Junior Day. When city…

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Plant Guy Gets Totally Potted

No need to pad the score against the Thai.