Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

I took my son to our first Monster Jam this past weekend in Arlington TX. Lots o fun and it really felt like watching my kids’ toy trucks come to life. Sparse crowd here in the Anaheim video, wonder why, it was sold out in AT&T Stadium.

Brett Favre meanwhile is being referred to as “Male 3 1/2.”

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

Being randomly attacked by a couple guys at the Friendly Arm Inn, only to find on their bodies a bounty notice for my head.

0.5 mph more still isn’t fast enough to outrun how ugly it is.

What ever happened to Jimmy in portfolio management?

“Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES!!!”

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH

I have this car’s twin down to the paint and almost mileage, I now have ~295k miles on mine. Pretty sure only one person rode in it because the front driver’s seat had been recovered but the rest look like they have rarely been sat it. I bought it just over a year ago with ~271k miles and loved every minute of it.…

I have a fleet of 4runners/Tacomas/LCs so I follow the market pretty closely. The price on this one isn’t that far off, but it’s still a little high. At that price you can get a lower mileage five speed, so CP but not by much. Still a great vehicle for the price, just $1-2k ambitious. 

Sounds like you have a sweet rig! 

You should have brought an inflatable swan.

I almost went this year, but couldn’t spring the kids and spouse loose. Really lucked out.   Next target is 2 years.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

“I went through the same process of making myself more well-rounded, and you can see how well it worked for me!” - C.J. Anderson

While Harden was on the court, three-fifths of Rockets possessions ended in a shot, free throw, or turnover for the bearded one.

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

I guess all of the Hate mail to Megan for her horrible food takes got caught in the Spam folder.