I almost went to Arlington but I had a hard time convincing myself to shell out $150/seat for good seats. Is it worth it to sit way down low or are the nosebleeds still a good time?

I dunno, it kinda seems like they’re getting away with it

DON’T TEACH MY HAMSTER TO SUCK EGGS!

Price is okay-ish, but I’m biased toward Landcruisers. My 2006 LC is the same color (impossible to keep the interior clean, but the outside never looks dirty!), but has the 5-speed auto that comes with 2003+ 100-series LCs and LX470s. If you want a 100-series LC/470, the 5-speed makes a big difference.

The camping experience in the infield was... not ideal

I’m going! Yay! Is Jalopnik having a get-together during the race?

Taillights look to me like second-gen Chevy S-10, perhaps?

It looks like they’re only paying lisp service to the idea of having a GM

This is a fine list and all (the furnace battle could be higher), but isn’t #5 just the plot?

Surely we can do better than that GIF up top?

That’s funny, I thought the gray one was an S2000

Am I seeing the banner photo wrong, or is the Teetotaler in Chief hoisting a glass of red wine? 

“Are you employed, sir?”

Jesus H Christ. Not only is the $3,874 a debunked Facebook meme, it’s about FUCKING CANADA. 

I am very much enjoying this series

To be fair, his head is freakishly fucking gigantic.

Interesting, thanks!

Okay, I give up. What’s the make of truck in the header image? I can’t quite make out the badge on the hood.

That chicken? Keep fucking it.

They’re actually closer to the Astros right now than they are to the Yankees. I’d very much like to avoid that stupid play-in game. Go A’s!