Not even six months. It’s unbelievably exhausting.

A winning Stock Car driver as Governor, that is

If you had asked me to guess which State would be the first to have a winning Stock Car driver, Vermont would not be high on the list

Presumably they deleted the AWD? It’d be (even more) amazing if they didn’t

I was one of the people who actually wanted Trump to win the GOP primary, because I was sure he would get destroyed in the general, so I feel like this is a superb distillation of the problem:

If there’s a snake called a “Death Adder”, the last word I want to see preceding that is “Common”

The Leland Stanford Junior University. She’s a grad of a Junior University!

Can anyone explain the Tyvek suit?

But how will I have enough dough to properly enjoy my long summer vacation without a raise?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a perfectly spherical head

Thanks for the invitation :-)

I bought a 100-series Land Cruiser partly because I love LCs, and partly because I live in Oak Cliff

0) There is a game

The treatment of the headlights is SO much better than the weird “wraparound” look that McLaren’s been using (started with the P1, yes?). Anyway, great looking car.

He might know some trans people, but he doesn’t know he knows some trans people, clearly

“Never cared for Land Cruisers.”

That’s pretty funny, if you’re joking. If you’re serious, it’s even funnier.

I have never wanted a vehicle more than I want this vehicle

Lighten up, Francis

So it totally makes sense that his choice for head of DOE wanted the Department eliminated