That was a hell of a finish

The florists delivered a powerful ecology. There's the joke. Now fix the typo!

So... It’s got one style of wheel on the right side and a different one on the left?

I agree with you, but it’s worth noting that the over-arching decision in this case was unanimous, so it’s not like Scalia was taking a huge stand or cast the deciding vote.

So if kids won’t do it, how many souls would need to be sold?

The earthquake odds are bizarre, unless they mean “There will be an earthquake during the game, anywhere on Earth”

Your front sucks

This is just outstanding. Excellent work, CWO Triantos!

That neon green Veyron looks pretty badass, dude

Ooh, an SVX! I can find out what driving one with a manual would be like!

Ford Focus Camera Car?

I was hoping that this was a Zany Satirical Torchinsky Headline (TM). I’m disappointed, but not really surprised, that it’s not.

The carpet too is moving under you

Dear Diary...

As a 2013 Volt leasee, I support their apparent attempt to make an EV that you can see out of. The Volt, among its faults, has terrifying blind spots.

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This looks like it badly needs air conditioning

Meant to type wheel. It was early, I was hungover.

Why is it so difficult to have decent taste in rims?

Great, now every time I see an asterisk...