Excuse my ignorance, fwd or rwd?

I'm happy to be corrected, but I believe that this is a photo op, and that during operations this ships would be spread out for miles

I'm with you on interiors that are other than black/grey

Shouldn't the brown be on the outside?

My first car was a 1984(5?) turbo diesel Trooper. That goddamned thing was terrifying: tin can sheet metal, crosswind magnet, floaty ride, blown turbos, thrown rods. It was pretty boss off-road, though. Especially crawling downhill. I sold it and bought an FJ-40, which I later sold, like an idiot.

Agreed. It’s nice, but nothing you’d call cutting-edge

Was not expecting to see a DART train in this thread, glad it was in jest

Nothing, some people just really hate that site for some reason

So more like Green Heaven, then?

I can’t wait to see what Arizona Man does to try to one-up this

“At times he seems like even if he wasn’t playing professional sports, he’d be wearing a helmet.”

I’m pretty new to motorsport fandom, so maybe someone can educate me; was there such a vocal minority arguing against research into further safety measures when Dale Earnhart died (which was shockingly benign-looking, given the outcome)? Or Dan Wheldon? It seems like the arguments for open cockpits (egress,…

Well done. I can't profess to like Tony Stewart (not that my opinion matters), but this was a very nice gesture. I guess it's a lesson that humans are, as always, complicated; rarely all bad or all good.

Do not fuck with people who weild large needles

I need a Jalopnik ruling on this, is it Joo-lee-uh or Gee-oo-lee-uh? The way it's spelled makes me think the latter.

I know what I’ll be looking for on Craigslist while pretending to work this afternoon

This is a very good call. It’s important that your car looks great when it’s sitting in your driveway broken

Exactly. I’m pretty sure that if we wanted to annex British Colombia by force (Vancouver seems nice!), Russia would be hard-pressed to do anything about it even if they were compelled by treaty to do so

I worked as a waiter at a tony country club during the 1999 playoffs (yay me! *barf*). The head chef was a huge Dolphins fan. After the Jags game, the guy barely spoke for a week (if you know chefs, this is a sign of DANGER). It was a very tense time; I was sure every returned plate or customer complaint would result…