“I just wanted to have that dialogue about families torn apart by the election and their political differences of opinion and how we handle it.”

.......................Adrastra mutters quietly, “.......don’t judge me, Rude............you don’t know me...............”....................

Is keeping a pair of slip-on shoes by the door a gendered activity?

I wouldn’t want to walk barefoot in the snow or massage someone’s feet, but I would gladly subject my kids to both. Builds character.

It would be worth doing something like this in the U.S., if for no other reason than watch the hosts of Fox & Friends all drop dead of aneurysms as they struggle for an appropriate reaction to it.

It also codifies victim blaming. If anything happens can a cheerleader comes forward about being sexually harassed or assaulted, they can point to the rule book and say it is 100% her fault because she was supposed to leave as soon as the player showed up.

So if there’s a place that is very hard to get reservations for, and a cheerleader manages to snag one, and she takes her parents there for their 50th anniversary, if an NFL player shows up, unannounced, and the maitre d’ allows him to be seated, SHE is the one who is in violation of the rules and has to leave?

So all the heteros watching sprortsballs can stop questioning their homoerotic thrills by having scantily clad women give them the “No Homo” pass.

The institution of cheerleading is stupid enough, but to pretend that NFL cheerleaders are anything more than go-go dancers with pom-poms is even more ludicrous. It couldn’t be more obvious if they were in cages suspended from the Superdome roof.

The cheerleaders should consider unionizing. Their contracts are beyond restrictive.

It’s so weird that Tim Robbins came out of that relationship looking like the more rational of the two. Tim Mother Fucking Robbins.

SUSAN:

As someone from the Boston area who’s now lived in Chicago longer than I have anywhere else,

Letterman is his hero, and that was probably Kimmel being inspired by him. During Dave’s first show back after his emergency heart surgery, he invited every single doctor and nurse who helped and worked on him even for a second to his show, brought them all on stage, introduced each of them and said “These people…

Fruit had nothing to do with it.

Republican solutions to all problems:

My 32 year old brother was in glowing perfect health but being hit by a car took his life. Fuck these assholes and their lack of compassion.

Or fall down the sweeping marble steps of a Federal building.

Except that sugar doesn’t give you cancer.

Of course he’s saved! Also Dad taught Bible study and voted Republican. (I know, I know, I’m embarrassed, but he was moderate. That used to be a thing.)