That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

Who The Hell Wants To Run The Wizards?

Little know fact: ‘I’ll kill you and your fucking family you stupid motherfucker’ is actually the Massachusetts state motto. 

The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

+1 Long reach

Mountain West? Why only focus on them and not the rest of the Group of 5? What about the Sun Belt, Southern, American Athletic and Conference USA? 

I love a story where there’s nobody to root for.

Once Lori Lightfoot takes office, it will be her prerogative whether to maintain the suit. She was pretty tight lipped about her position on the matter during the election. Now that she’s won, I guess we’ll find out.

I can sorta see that, though I wouldn’t say ‘infinitesimal’ difference, but allow me one exception: Tideland does not deserve to be within telescope sight of even Brothers Grimm.

I’m surprised Assumption College has a kicker. You’d think they’d just put up seven points any time they scored a touchdown, and three points any time they drove inside the 30.  

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

what the hell happened to the rest of the conversation we were having about this? 

Now, now. Craig James has nothing to do with the Terps.

Way to go hackers, it’s going to take the PGA forever to come up with replacement tournament logos featuring a trophy surrounded by two golf clubs.