I think you just did.

These are not bears.

GAWDDAMMIT NOW I CAN GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

That croc is out of his cotton-pickin’ mind.

Here is my counter-opinion piece of Hope Hicks.

Not surprised at this. A #16 seed has never beaten a #9 in NCAA tournament play.

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

It’s gotta be so conflicting to want to stick it to the man and tank simultaneously.

On the tapes, Hazelwood and others laughed and joked about the idea of the Browns going to the Super Bowl.

I hope he ends up in Atlanta, because we all know what happened the last time Sherman went there.

Good luck pawning off that parrot on relatives when it won’t stop screaming “Not like this” and “I’m not ready to go”.

A van? Psh.

I come for the sports dong, but I stay for the endless updates on mediocre Eastern conference basketball teams.

Yeah, all I get for that is stars.

Looks like they should have been throwing Steak Sauce.

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.