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You'd think that Smith would have noticed something was wrong right away, given his propensity to check down.

Judge: "This evidence is inadmissible. Bailiff, throw it out."
Bailiff: [throws evidence eight yards short of the garbage can]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks evidence up off the courthouse floor]
Bailiff: [throws evidence like ten yards over the garbage can and a bit to the right of it]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks

APB? Yeah, you don't want a hispanic QB dropping back into shotgun with today's police force around.

Man, this guy just can't stay healthy.

No, Adrian!!!!!

Sherman: Our next questions will be from cardboard cutout Darren Rovell.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

Can a guy who played for Mike Martz really believe in intelligent design?

I jerked it into the hockey penalty box.

Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

Man, you guys are really beating a dead horse here.

I'd listen to him, he's been right before

Even her sister Gully can't believe she fell for that one.

There was a proper replay shown on Finnish TV with enlarged view of the ball clearly hitting his shoulder.

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

Showing off her 0-0 face.

LeBron cannot control that the team that drafted him was run by idiots who squandered a lot of chances to make that team better. If LeBron had stayed a Cav these past four years, he would have been the only talent on that team and would still have no rings. People like you would still be claiming he wasn't a great