My IP Extender gets a little hit-and-miss depending on the number of IPs on screen at once. If this condition persists for more than four hours, I'll contact a doctor immediately.

I laughed myself to tears. Thank you for this.

S**t, Country Music Television sure loves them some Halo.

I find this GIF far cuter than I probably should.

I have trouble just imagining taking care of a rice paddy, let alone one so well designed.

This is why, with my girlfriend, we are very open about everything. It doesn't just come down sex in this aspect of a relationship, though; anything you do in a relationship, big or small, can be read differently than you meant it to. That is no one's fault, but to have a stronger relationship, you have to be willing…

When I was pretty young, I saw a very similar joke in a Nickelodeon magazine, about how to draw a squirrel. I'm curious as to whether anyone else thought the same thing. I'll be a little surprised, but, hey, it's worth a shot!

Goat Simulator. My opinion is based on amount of popularity, sheer originality (or stupidity, if you aren't a fan), and the lack of other good games that are PC exclusive so far this year. Without the exclusivity rule, I'd say Dark Souls II. Because, y'know, Dark Souls.

The Mario Kart 8 bargaining chip worked like a charm for me. I played it once at a GameStop with my girlfriend, just to show her the sheer joy of the game. The next day, she owned it. I was both surprised and deeply, deeply impressed.

I wonder how Peach felt about all that. "Oh, no! I've been kidna—seriously, dude? You're already here? Damn!"

"It's a chomper...it's chomp chain..."

Jet Set Left for Dead. I love it.

Did anyone else catch the Oasis playing in the background? I mean, I know that's not at all important in a situation like this, but, knowing everything is okay...she has a good taste in music.

When will this be released, and on what platform? Seems like a Steam thing to me.

Can anyone suggest a good site to find emulators of any of these games? I own some of them, but my consoles (particularly my SNES) are either MIA or hopelessly broken. CoolROM is not the help it used to be.

Bounced ball around; got mad at ball; ran from ball; ran off the edge of the world; horsed around in infinite blue.

Plz come back

I have cried while experiencing three games in my whole life: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (not the first time I experienced it, but many years after, when I realized how much it means to me), Braid (an elegiac, beguiling experience), and Fez. Fez just struck me the right way, and I have been emphatically…