Shit, I genuinely forgot what article these comments were in. This website is kind of fucked up.

I have a soft spot in my heart for the internet of my youth, but ebaumsworld just kind of sucks now. Homestarrunner never started sucking, they just kind of stopped making cartoons more or less.

I know, I was reading that shit like 10 years ago. I mean that ebaumsworld today seems like its a time capsule to the internet of 2010 or so, and an even crappier version of Cracked.

It's so strange that ebaum's world is still a site that exists, but it's even weirder that it's now basically a pathetic look at the internet from 5 years ago, instead of my window to the internet that it used to be.

In Second Life he can be!

Look for my upcoming Civil War erotica, the First Battle of Man Asses.

Made-up things on the internet are almost immediately made into real things.

Then maybe younger people need to start fucking voting more.

I usually just go by "Virgin." It's on my resume!

What's this about, detectives?

If J.K. Simmons isn't on your short list to play your dad, you're either royally fucked up, or your dad isn't bald.

Mr. House is definitely the better morally ambiguous choice. He tells you in no uncertain words that he wants to rule as a benovolent autocrat, but he can guarantee economic prosperity and safety. If you play a character with good karma, the ending leans towards your character cooperative rule over New Vegas with…

I think I'll just keep pouting until more Japanese games get published on Steam. So it'll be another decade or so.

I also have been following it for over a year now, and it finally came out. Early reports indicate it is true to Ancient Greece, and it is chocked full of full frontal male nudity.

The Zelda games were kind of bad examples too, because they have had notorious emulation problems. There was a lot of crashing in Majora's Mask and Wind Waker, and Twilight Princess ran at a consistent 15 FPS. Haven't tried PS2 emulation, although I do want to play Shadow of the Colossus……

I bought Apotheon this week, and I was going to play it but I've been really sick and I fall asleep too often. So I will be playing it this weekend, count on it!

Yeah, I suppose. I'd rather that emulation not my first option though. I emulated several Zelda games last year, and although it was manageable, it was definitely a sub-optimal way to play them.

I never played the first game, but in 2, the overall gameplay at Ag Center is also worse, you're just fighting mutated animals, and exploding pods, which are not fun. At Highpool, you get to murder asshole raiders, which is way more fun. I think the companion you get from Ag Center is better though, that's about it.

Harry Potter is definitely Young Adult. The book series literally grows up with Harry, and more mature themes are encountered when Harry and everyone else get older.

Exactly. The NCR has many, many flaws, and it is shown repeatedly in the game that they fail to protect many of their civilians living on the frontier, but that's still better than living under the slave based economy of the Legion, held together by a bald guy with a brain tumor.