“You have some bad apples, we all know that, and those will be taken care of through the system, and nobody’s going to be easy on them either.”

Probably don’t want to be wrestled to the ground by Secret Service, and then have every media outlet, including MSNBC, spend five days discussing whether it’s appropriate to call this fat piece of shit a prick to his face.

Trump is on camera live pretty often, on newsfeeds and otherwise, and yet nobody has called him a fucking prick to his face. How the fuck has that not happened yet?! I know all the arguments about reporters having to hold their comments back so they don’t lose access (it is worth losing access, you greedy shits, even…

Those bad apples will be taken care of through the system, and nobody’s going to be easy on them? None of this...NONE OF THIS...would be happening if that was even remotely true.

I know everybody’s got to make a buck, but I don’t have the mental fortitude for any more of these “hey, guess what - the Trumps are shitty people” books. We get it by now.

If these are really the “juiciest, strangest, most revealing” bits of the book, this is gonna be one god damn boring book.

Her first mistake was thinking she was better than the vipers she hung out with.

I’ve tired of people writing books that cozied up to the Trumps and thought they would be different in that Shitstain would actually listen to them or Trophy Mail Order Wife actually cared about them or the dipshit kids would value them. Literally NOTHING has ever suggested any of these things, yet the sycophants keep…

Fuck this lady. The tone of the book and the NY Magazine article seem to want to elicit sympathy for aiding and abetting that corrupt group of grifters. It’s gross. You lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas. Fuck her.

Speaking of wallowing in it, I find it amazing that someone would start a troll account just to defend Melanie online.

They’re both assholes.

It took a whole book to say “Melania Trump is a vapid, selfish social climber with the empathy of a rock?” Huh.

Sorry, but the shit going down in this country make this fucking cucumber sandwich of an alleged ‘book’ look utterly irrelevant. The Trump White House is filled with petty, vindictive idiots fighting over seating placements? I’m shocked.

No. Melania disdains all her perceived lessers. Don’t forget Melania amplifying Donnie the Con’s birther conspiracy against Barack Obama, or backing Cheetolini’s efforts against Hispanic refugees.

Nah. Team Nobody is still the correct option.

But nobody cries.

I hope I’m still alive for the low-budget mini-series that will definitely come from all of this. I think in 20 years or so my anger will be manageable enough to want to watch these clowns. For like 3 episodes, tops.

They’re all opportunistic douchebags. John Bolton could have and should have come forward with his knowledge leading up to Trump’s impeachment, but didn’t for the sake of book profits. And where was Mary Trump in 2016? 

Every one of them can and should choke on a bag of dicks.

Pretty sure that was a direct result of being accused of stealing every idea from Michelle Obama. I doubt it the actual plagiarism she cares about, it’s that she gets tired of being compared to someone who brought a million times more class and competence to the office.

Floored by this news.