I literally snorted reading “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that they will hear you scream in Warsaw”. SEXY

I’m not well-read in the genre, but “heavily-muscled brute forces a good girl but with plucky virtue and sweaty sex she manages to save him from himself” has been the plot of basically 100,000 romance novels, right? It’s not so surprising that there’s one movie on Netflix mining this particular vein; it’s a bigger…

You clearly are not up-to-date on 2020 dildo technology...

I write romance novels and erotica for a living and, while I don’t write the weird rapey kidnappey books, there are a lot lot lot of them. I’m not surprised this sort of ‘love story’ is leaking onto tv.

You realize they have really good dick props right? not saying it isnt real but if you looked into guaranteed it wasnt real.

Jeez. I was kinda hoping the movie ended with her sticking a knife in his chest.

I can’t stop laughing about them writing a kidnapper stating that he would never do anything against his victim’s consent. I can only imagine the screenwriters high-fiving each other after that, thinking how they reflect the many deep layers of the guy.

At this “how to be gentle” line, I began singing aloud: “Tale as old as tiiiiime, true as it can beeeee, barely even friennnnds, then somebody bennnnnds, unnn-expec-ted-lyyyy.” It was the most enjoyment I got from watching this terrible, terrible film.

The best part is he then asks one of his staff if they had ever heard of it before, and the staffer points out that Trump’s own White House had issued a statement commemorating Juneteenth LAST YEAR.

You’re right. “Humiliating shit show” would be more accurate.

But you gotta admit it’s pretty on-brand to shoot this video in a building where many of the builders were never paid for their work.

As a white guy who had a sexist and racist dad growing up I find myself fighting against that programming very often. I call bullshit on anyone claiming they’ve now been totally cured or whatever. That old shit is still in your head and needs to be actively contained.

If my fat ass would have done a video like that, bawling over the long wait to get my hands on a McMuffin, I would have clowned my own damn self.

Can we take a moment to talk about dog park Karen’s “apology.” She knew what she was doing. Her excuse that she didn’t makes me hate her more. She doubled down, in her apology she’s trying to make herself the victim again. She’s earned everything that has come her way. And I’m tired of them bringing out out the tired…

A former model-party girl who transitioned into a courtesan and then a trophy wife and was likely going to be pushed out when, unexpectedly, even to him, her husband because President of the U.S. and, suddenly, her dreams of a comfortable life with her pre-nup money and Javier, the yacht bartender, disappeared before…

I also like to emphasize the fact that she was a fully-formed adult of 35 when she married him, not a naive young model just out of her teens. That woman knew exactly who he was and chose to marry him anyways.

She’s a racist bag of shit just like her racist bag of shit husband. She’s complicit. I have zero sympathy for her being married a monster. At least now people have kind of stopped the “Save Melania” BS that was circulating when Trump was first elected as though she were some innocent victim in all of this. She knew…

Thinking about her wearing the “I don’t really care, do U?” jacket while going to a photo op with caged migrant children still makes me sick

None of this is surprising - what’s disappointing is how many people believe these ruthlessly self-promoting charlatans.

I’d watch her in just about any role. She’s luminous. I do enjoy her as Aunt May & the awkward comments from Tony Stark about Aunt May were pretty funny. Especially because I remember liking Only You, in 1994 when it came out.