If he was still able (ew), he wants to f**k her.

LIBERATE FROM WHAT

My new fave name for JARED, courtesy of Molly Jong-Fast: Prep School Slenderman 

Pretty sure the virus doesn’t work with this type of ‘exchange’ system, but ok.

wish they get it and die

Why is he doing that? My personal sense of it is that he’s more concerned with the economy (and his reelection prospects deriving thereof)

Also. Why?

Awful lot to unpack here, but-

“400 pounds of fingernails”

hate both large groups and being the center of attention.

unmarried older sisters have to dance around a pig trough

get married in city hall or at home by someone they’re close to, the bride wears a great, non-white dress, the groom wears a nice suit, they exchange their rings, have a toast, and then there’s a big party without a ridiculous cake and voilà, they’re married and there’s none of the usual.

This sounds perfect to me!

We live in fear in a society that is fed fear on a daily basis.

This is valuable info. Thanks for sharing.

THANK YOU. I am so, so so sick of “but it’s natural”. Natural shit can fuck you up. Also, “chemical!!!!”. Everything is a chemical.

Annnd we’re done here.