calling the strike “decisive defensive” action aimed at deterring future Iranian attacks

God I hope so. He’d be a great VP 

Well, shit.

Seriously, how is this not the first comment.

Good riddance to bad rubbish

Welp, that’s the most vile thing I’ve heard this week. May Bevin and the child rapist both be hit by trucks very, very soon.

break-up letter you wrote on notebook paper to your high school boyfriend

The letter was AMAZING.

“Families have never had a brighter future,”

Nothing Jared Kushner says or writes could ever be of any interest to me.

Agreed. On everything you said.

“strongly”

lardy rind of oily residue

I actually thought it was.

Nobody is Audrey. Least of all trump spawn. 

THANK YOU!

“Being a vain person that’s very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don’t want an orange look.”

I have the same colouring as your sister. There is no bronzer that is my friend. I’m good with it. I stick to cool based colours and embrace the very, very pale.