“Being a vain person that’s very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don’t want an orange look.”

I have the same colouring as your sister. There is no bronzer that is my friend. I’m good with it. I stick to cool based colours and embrace the very, very pale. 

like I decorate the house: drunk, in sweats and unwashed hair, screaming random lyrics/instrumental riffs to songs as they play, crying over ornaments, yelling about how much I love Christmas at intervals, live-picture-texting my mom throughout, and dragging my spouse out to admire whatever I’ve just finished.

Short term “contract” work 

career?

Mels cape:

This is lovely. The fact that it needs to be done...not so much. 

I do like Castro a lot.

Taliban wants to make a deal

Is he talking about Columbus day?

I don’t really have an opinion on Hough (meh), or do I watch AGT. But I love love love Ms Union. 

Not only is it racist, it’s a fucking lame joke.

“It’s all a set up. That whole jury thing. They were imposters,”

liberals are just getting pregnant so they could have abortions

Headline:

WTF