I see what you did there.

is it possible for tanner to go rancid? Because it looks like his tanner is rancid.

“Some merit in not discussing that.”

Unless someone’s life is literally in danger (like the perp is fucking strangling someone) there is no need for a fucking chokehold. Who was in danger here?

Never forget:

Sonofabitch

CNN commentator Steve Cortes. “He happens to be Hispanic, but I’ve never quite figured it out because he looks more like a WASP than I do,”

Holy Goddam Fuck. Speechless.

Hate to do this but..

Jesus, that gif.

It is physically impossible for him to comment on someone else, anyone, without referring back to himself.

but...poodle..think of the doorways. The DOORWAYS.

Well...obviously

It’s just a dick, Ben. They all pretty much look alike.

Happy to make the trip down from Canada to join.

Jeez,where to fucking start;

I AM SHOCKED

Lou Dobbs (the dog)

“I never did that,”