Dear god, they’re chanting”USA USA” at a wedding.

I buy this.

Wait, so POTUS attempts to/succeeds in influencing a foreign government to deny entry to two American citizens? Have I got this right?

..only person Trump has ever hired who was qualified for their job was Stormy Daniels

“Don Jr. is my gun expert,”

Who the fuck is Ben Shapiro? Seriously, why is he even in the public eye?

Not possible

This is absolutely plausible. 

Thank you. SS is adorable.

There is no bottom. It does not exist.

 love love Mulaney

It still boggles my mind that he is POTUS

I don’t think they’re even a ...group.

dirty looks and making the jerking off motion in front of the camera when Trump tells them to smile.

I want to snap his fucking thumbs off.

I noticed that too. Dude, No one cares.