What blows my mind is that some people truly believe that there are all these irresponsible women out there begging for abortions after 20 weeks, because they just decided that they don’t feel like having that perfectly healthy baby anymore. If someone is seeking an abortion after 20 weeks, you can be pretty damn sure…

BOOBS

They say they don’t want men dressed like women alone in bathrooms with little girls.

He founded the Peace Corps and was the first white student at Howard? Hell, I’m 38 and I think I want to marry him.

The problem with people leaving it up to mother nature to naturally immunize their special snowflakes: mother nature is harsh, cruel, and will kill off your little ones if they are not strong enough to fight off whooping cough. Thats kind of how it works. Nature is not all Wholefoods and corn-syrup free, locally…

What the science fair will look like if Cruz takes office

I was pretty sure the White House Science Fair was an Obama administration invention and it was. First one ever was in 2010. Won’t be the same without him there, tbh. But what an experience for these kids.

I hope the next president nominates him to the Supreme Court and the GOP has to eat shit and approve the appointment.

There’s a million reasons why I love of our President. Last week, I got another one. I volunteer with this program in Chicago that pairs you up with a third-grader to work on their reading skills for an hour every Wednesday. You get to work with the same student for a year. Anyway, we were reading this book on China…

It’s so beautiful...

Also in DC, also blanched at the prices. The babysitting is a great deal but steak frites should NOT be $45. And this coming from someone who almost exclusively shops at Whole Foods and has been known to knock back a $15 cocktail or two on occasion.

Let’s give it up for dogs at parties. The true heroes.

As a graphic designer, AAAAAGH, AGH, MAKE IT STOP, JESUS GOD.

um yes as the ‘first lady’ of the largest city in the nation yes you do need a staff