who gets the write offs?

Haha.

I know there’s a significant number of the Jalopnik fanbase which adores wagons, but I just don’t get the appeal. But in the spirit of Jalopnik, the only thing wrong with these wagons is that neither of them are brown.

But can they be imported? As a Replica I assume so. I hope they have the PTO on them. And an option for a better engine.

Don't get me wrong; I totally dig it and gave it an ill-advised NP due to how cool it is; but AMC quality was downright terrible, even compared with Chrysler, which wasn't easy to do.

Ummm..... Ok then.

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

Put that motor in a riding mower, and throw real pipes around the turbos and I’d buy it.

I doubt that thing runs like a Deere.

Is that a mower that rids its owner of its terrible existence by self-destructing?

Crack Pipe. Crack pipe at conception. Crack pipe at execution. Crack pipe at thinking the result is worth $8200.

• Decent sidewall height

This is pretty funny, considering that, so far as I can tell, nobody at Deadspin has ever written anything that wasn’t negative about Hillary.

Translation - it has a lovely personality…