well to be fair, her secret informant, shall we call him strep throat, is pretty much talking to a rando. I mean it’s new york, you have to assume every other rando has a media look, to be fair, especially if they look you know, um, kinda jewy. we can only assume that being in the diminished condition she describes…

as unreadable clusterfucks go, this is at least consistent product. It’s the same as any time goodell is forced to face the public, or peter king’s sphincter is forced to expel wet content to make his press releases seem derivative of a person with free will and empowered to make content choices. for all the turnover…

wait a second so henry ford is responsible for pete seeger and arlo guthrie and the entire folk tradition and neo-tradition that started in the boomer years, and arguably a lot of blues and blues-rock? and the other choice contains show tunes tin pan alley, and a lot of pop shit including sinatra, como, bennet and all…

Honestly this is what news should be.

My next door neighbor growing up told me he literally rubbed himself raw figuring out how to jerk off in college and had to go to the infirmary at Penn St, which is extremely funny now that I think about it. And it took me years to go from him saying it was a dude he knew or heard of, to saying it was him, then he got…

counterpoint, my locksmith wears a bullet proof vest. people get unreasonable and upset when things don’t work like they think they should,

i have some kick ass upskirts of his daughter I made while he was making sure he captured the moment for posterity.

the problem is these fines aren’t substantial enough to force change. they are already baked in. Penn State still ain’t right and still hasn’t come to grips with how rotten it all had to be. they need to get the 3 admins into trial. they need to get on with piecing together how things actually worked around Sandusky…

On the day where I finally admit I need Onstar as much as Onstar apparently needs me, I need this.

Neither of them know enough about the Dreyfus Affair, not the one last night, baseball sucks. The night I went to a buddy’s hang out and topped out the cute honey from around the way who was studying for her series 7. She thought I was cute, attentive, and clever. The bros at the bar were pissed. It seemed to confirm…

there are a lot of people who want to sue donald trump, and a lot of lawyers who aren’t sure it’s going to be worth it. there are of course people who simply want to punish him for making the media a joke, which i have found particularly entertaining. what all of these allegations amount to, other than headlines and…

two step plan for the craziest shit you ever want to read.

ok.so basically if you want a car that out performs law enforcement(typical, not at all enhanced, like what they used for these tests) it’s about 20 k up from “luxury” for “performance”

I’m just glad they didn’t have craigslist when I was 23..

i think the shoe cubby should have two doors, a service entrance in the rear, for the chauffer to place the newly polished, relaced or grime-free shoes in, facing as such, and for the owner of the vehicle, in the back, to open and access the change of footwear. in fact the chauffer has shine box duty. brill.

cp, they made a 4x4 version that was a fun ride. in fact having had access to one in college may have been at the time, my peak hoonage.

man, people have such a great record of predicting the future.I am sure this is exactly how the future will play out. because people like being like children again every time they step into a car. Not only that, but who the hell even looks out those windows anyway, they are a complete waste if you ask me.

mostly a case of “do you know who I am” , it’s not as if a scholar athlete is going to do anything with a parking ticket but turn it in to the athletic administrator.

she also should be raped hard.

I was a car bow rater my first gig after college. that job sucked the life out of me,