Man..apparently I’m in the minority, but I’ve never really cared about immigration or the boarder. Not even a little.

said it before, will say it again...

read that as Hello, Sphincter readers..

Deep down, and at this point in the game..

Yeah, whatever. They’ve been slow failing towards the right for the past twenty years so let’s keep doing that because we have at least 10yrs before a cat 5 makes landfall on Florida and everyone realizes how full of shit we are. 

Of course he was

..think he believes that he’s living in a Batman movie

All you get from a pig, is a grunt..

I’ve stabbed through so many times there is a callous on my left palm

The Eastern shore of Maryland says’s, hold my beer..

you’re out of your skull saying that about cnn.

All I can think about when they say we’ve lost 16 people so far, this year, is...while that is definitely sad, I’m sure we are going to lose at least that many this weekend at some Walmart shooting this weekend..

Is that really your profession 🍅?

And that the huge unifying sentiment post 911 was used not to move away from oil(which funds these terrorist operations), or any number of positive things..but to dismantle our way of life(looking at you Patriot Act), in ways which would make Stalin, Mussolini, Krueschev, and many more insanely jealous.

Centrist candidate, loses in a tight one to republicans.

It’s oki. I’m not letting him ruin them for me...

Im not entirely convinced that isn’t a sharpie.  They do skinny too

I’ve got got a $20 on Mnuchin being a regular on Epstein’s books

The way ad money is distributed is the core issue.

all they really need is kinja.