I like Fish a lot, but Dietrich is my favorite television character ever.

The Silver Lining
After they get rid of all the women, the male all-stars will get to take the rest of the season off. Nice gig!

The rules of Would You Rather are simple:

Yeah, but…
Ray Stevens wrote the theme song to Cannonball Run!

The Fake-Outs
I'm so sick of the fake-outs. I'm even more sick of the way the judges laugh delightedly at their own antics. Quit screwing with these kids' feelings already! And more importantly, please learn a new joke.

Ghosts of Mississippi.

Yeah, that's clearly White Album-era John Lennon.

That Ain't That Funny
The 30 Rock writers are drastically overrating how funny the Boston accent is.

I sort of liked it!
I encourage you to cover it. It'll probably only be on for four or five weeks, anyway. Plus, I'm covering it for TWoP, and I don't want to be the only one.

The Fast and the Furious: Port of Call New Orleans