“I once gave an Uber ride to a young blonde mom with a particularly aggressive I’d Like To Speak To A Manager haircut (you know the one) who had a 3-year-old son named Domino.”
I for one, love space savers here in Boston. I have parking so I never use one, but many people use milk crates. I love milk crates, they are so great for storage and its hard to find the old-school robust ones anymore... Except in Boston! I scooped up 3 milk crates left in the street like garbage last winter!
I doubt it’s because the person hates the color orange. The angry person is someone who lives on the street and can’t find parking. He probably saw Korey walk around the corner one time, and now the car is easy to spot.
“I heard the line ‘Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it’ and suddenly understood string theory.”
It’s 2019 and NYC real estate brokers still take a 6% commission. We have the internet now; we don’t need their proprietary Multiple Listing Service; I don’t understand why way more people aren’t doing ForSaleByOwner to save themselves tens of thousands of dollars on average.
Don’t forget the Broker fee in NYC! That’s a pretty big scam.
Shouldn’t it have Catherine O’Hara’s face, instead of Macaulay Culkin’s?
Practical solution: Set up a Hydration Station across the room from the bar. If you want water you have to surrender your seat and get it yourself.
1. He’s obviously white, or he’d had been beaten, tased, and facing life in prison.
I still call it PSX.
I’m no stickler for spelling or grammar (except for less/fewer, thanks Stannis), but when it’s the very first word in the headline, I feel compelled to mention it. :-\
when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up
Oh man, something similar happened to me.
Woof, we had a similar assignment in middle school. We had to tape a piece of paperboard to our backs and go around the room and write something we liked about each person on their board. Everyone had board filled with really good notes like “nobody makes me laugh like you do” or “I consider you to be a role model”…
Just let them spend the night in the bathtub
Yes, the server and the cooks screwed up, but they did offer something free in return. It might not have been what the letter writer wanted,
“Instead of comping me for something I did order...I was given something I didn’t ask for at all” ^^^This^^^ Comp that bottle of wine or don’t even bother, you can ask if I’d like something extra for free (including a digestif or a dessert), but don’t just throw your cast-off crud at me and expect me to be grateful…
Have you seen the sex doll industry?
My takeaway is that I should carry a bottle of beer around in my purse in case I run into Chris Evans on the street and need to signal my sexual availability to him.