Easy - just don’t make your mayo with vinegar. I mean, that’s gross anyway. Why would you?

we don’t believe the production of the festival can be executed as an event worthy of the Woodstock Brand name while also ensuring the health and safety of the artists, partners and attendees.”

Beat me to it. https://www.theroot.com/1834399455

Why does the mural say “Crershaw” and not Crenshaw?

The rule is literally you can’t do this at all.

Here’s a solution: park a block or two or three away from where your delivery is (wherever legitimate parking is available), shut off your engine, and walk your delivery over on a hand truck.

I get that idling is bad for the air, but what about a program to get a cut for reporting illegal (engine-off) parking?

Just ask Ben Stiller to make it.

Did she start talking about psoriasis at any point?

Dog owners, like their pets, need constant affirmation.

Maybe she caught what R Kelly has.

a fold-out sharpening rod

a fold-out sharpening rod

But the good part of Reese’s is the peanut butter, not the chocolate. With more surface area relative to volume, you get more yucky chocolate and less yummy peanut butter.

The first bill prohibits dilation and evacuation abortion in all instances except when a “substantial and irreversible physical impairment of a major bodily function.”

farmers who remove carbon from the atmosphere

Federal officials did not name the professor, but did say that they were in favor of abortion rights.

I keep trying to do good and pay for things, but shit like this pushes me back to piracy time and time again.

I had a friend who used to quickly utter “Satan take your soul” instead of “God bless you” when people sneezed.

Encouraging people to fly with their pets? You can go straight to hell.

Encouraging people to fly with their pets? You can go straight to hell.

5,000,000,000,000,000 grains of glucose sand