This gonna have Disney Afternoon shows?

You either support progress, or you support Israel. Can’t have it both ways.

whether to raise the sales tax in their neighborhoods by a penny

Mayomust is halfway to Caesar dressing.

You do not decide you’re going to the best restaurant in the country two days in advance, full stop.

I find it very odd that “Top Chef” is in this headline (which Cora had minor involvement with) and not “Iron Chef” (which she won).

Leave. The. Kid. At Home.

Who comments on two-month-old threads? Are you new at the internet?

I remember being a picky eater.

I love Jews but DESPISE Israelis. What a garbage people.

without cheating with control-F

You admit that drinking helps solves their problems, yet still call it “problem drinking.” Perhaps the better word is “projection.”

I love King Crab legs

Can we just be honest that “greeter” jobs were flat-out charity to begin with, and not actual jobs?

a “fraudulent” Little Caesars coupon that could download a virus onto people’s computers.

Ground pepper in eyes ain’t great either.

that vanilla extract is 35-percent alcohol

Scotch eggs are not simple

And of course wearing glasses won’t count, because “normalized” serious disabilities are taken for granted.

regular grocery-store duck egg