in the 1954 version, Kristofferson’s character walks into the ocean and drowns himself.

You should DEFINITELY keep throwing away spoiled food.

You should DEFINITELY keep throwing away spoiled food.

I make my kid go to church as punishment. I’m not religious. It’s just that awful.

this made-up rule

I don’t understand. How is washing this superior to washing my existing colander?

I don’t understand. How is washing this superior to washing my existing colander?

Muhammad said that he knew his parking spot was tight but figured it was cool because they were just picking up a quick bite to eat and going about their day.

The wedding is out in the Catskills and it isn’t like I can just leave if I feel like I need to, which is what freaks me out the most.

Stop. Posting. About. These. Nobodies.

his $60,000 Tribeca condominium

I even fully submerged them to make sure the tops wouldn’t let any water in, and indeed they didn’t

I even fully submerged them to make sure the tops wouldn’t let any water in, and indeed they didn’t

I found Ariana Grande’s burner acct!

Wish he /were/ my neighbor.

I will keep sharing this story

Promise of a New Day is my JAM

the unnamed student detailed the years of sexual abuse she and her sisters experienced for a homework assignment about overcoming obstacles

Alice Cooper is 5'10" and thanks, now I have a complex.

Such thrift-shaming.

What’s the good news?

Amen. Was the best photo I could find online, but *bleh* coconut.

Amen. Was the best photo I could find online, but *bleh* coconut.

The “Baby Babylon” gun had a bore diameter of 330-millimeters (as opposed to the M777’s 155-millimeters)